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edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.

I’m sincerely impressed.

delphuck:

alisonwithagluegun:

Can we just talk about how the moment after saying “shut up” and Felix couldn’t see her face anymore Alison probably turned and smiled so big to herself in pride and mentally patted herself on the back because she totally had this punk rock ho act down and she was Alison Hendrix, prettiest clone, master actress, and queen of everything. 

she was Alison Hendrix, prettiest clone, master actress, and queen of everything. 

i can see her looking in the mirror every morning chanting this to herself

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tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

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